Moreton Island, Australia
- The people are incredibly friendly
- Everything can kill you
- They really do say, “No worries mate”
- It’s safe (except for all the things that can kill you)
- It’s expensive
- It’s clean
- They don’t add salt to anything (which ruins the bacon)
- Alcohol is especially expensive
- There is generally no tipping
- The beaches are incredible
- The sun is HOT (just another thing trying to kill you – who needs an ozone layer)
- Kangaroos are everywhere, and are considered pests
- Koalas are rare
- Public toilets are clean
- There are parks on every corner
- Buger King is called Hungry Jacks
- Telling a girl you like her thongs is acceptable
- Flies are a problem